While growing up a very shy child, I managed to pick up some very unique skills along the way. For example: skillfully avoiding eye contact while walking through halls, maneuvering out of conversations through strategic one word answers, and the ability to make excuses for just about anything. But, one skill that is a little less helpful, is the ability to judge someone by looking at their shoes. Instead of trying to explain how this is accomplished, I will just show you.
Exhibit A:
Now to untrained eye these look like any old tennis shoes. Well that is incorrect. These are clearly baseball training shoes and if you continue to look up, you will probably be greeted by a pair of these...
moving along...
Exhibit B:
Scoop of vanilla, scoop of chocolate don't waste my time. These obviously belong to somebody in college. Most usually belong to frat boys or just about all college attending girls.
Exhibit C:
Street walker
Exhibit D:
Now this one is tricky. These could belong to a nurse, murse (male nurse), any kind of doctor, grandma, summer camp counselor, or just a generally goofy person. Due to the color I'm going to say these bad boys belong to a particularly upbeat nurse.
Alright so this feels like enough writing for me. If you have any complaints with my conclusions or would like to offer any other examples feel free to comment and if you're lucky it won't take us 3 months to write another post.
KC
