North Korea: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Write this Blog

Geronimo! Just love waking up to a fresh headline shouting at me, "NORTH KOREA PLANS TO CONTINUE AGGRESSIVE MANEUVERS AGAINST SOUTH KOREA" or "CLINTON SAYS THAT U.S. WILL DEFEND S. KOREA IN THE EVENT OF INVASION". It's nice when your morning read grips you around the neck and pounds your head down on the table, and when you try to recoil and shake it off you see that people in Africa are starving, and people in America are still jobless. It's not depressing, nooo sir! Depressing is when you realize that Old Yeller, for better or worse has to be put down with a swift bullet to the cranium, spattering his brains all over the grassy field, the same field that mangy dog has played in his whole life. What's that? North Korea? Nukes? Hillary Clinton? Ah yes! Good ol' Clinton, she's a hoot, I remember when she went on TV and publicly denounced Obama and said she would bite his head off if she ever sniffed him in the same room, but times have changed I guess.

What? What? No, never happened? Your probably right, but it doesn't hurt to check those facts. WikiLeak it! Huh? Pentagon purportedly spied on other countries? YE GODS! Hmmm...what should we do with N. Korea? Let's plaster them baby! Bomb 'em into the earth! No? Not diplomatic enough? Too cruel? I see. Well let's get the good ol' boys of the U.S. Boy Scouts to round up a few hundred mangy, flea riddled badgers and let's drop those creatures onto Kim Jong Il's front yard! You ever seen a badger after a 5,000 foot free fall? WHOAA mama! Fierce creatures, probably tear the place apart, wouldn't leave a single thing standing. It'd be absolute devastation. I'll get to work drawing up the plans for this one, meanwhile you make sure you stay hunkered down under your desks or in your bath tubs in case one of the loonies decides to run wild here in the States!

Whoops! I seem to have babbled on about nothing this time...something, something about the changing weather and the leaves falling, you know, climate and all that...huh?!