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Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
The Joe Montana Awards
It's a well known fact that the success of an NFL quarterback is directly related to his name. Well, maybe not entirely, but there is a common trend of awesome QB's with awesome 
names. The QB that I consider to have the all-time greatest QB name is hands down, Joe Montana. His name is perfect because A) simple, common first name B) cool, manly, and unusual last name. Not coincidentally, he had an extremely successful career. Hmmm...
Anyways, I've compiled lists of past and presents QBs that are up for the "Joe Montana Award: for great QB name"
Former QB's:
-Dan Marino: short, normal first name and a solid and unusual last name. Doesn't hurt that he's one of the greatest to play the game.
-Johnny Unitas: fits requirement. Also, possibly the greatest of all time and a grade A bad ass.
-Joe Namath: Again great QB and great name. Also, had lots of success with the ladies...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk
Current QB's:
-Joe Flacco: Up and coming QB and solid contender for the JMA
-Drew Brees: Manly first name to go with manly stats.
-Brett Favre: Mostly here just to irritate Brian
And now for what I call the "Cleo Lemon Award: for terrible QB name"...
-Cleo Lemon: Yes, he is up for his own award. Mostly because he sounds like he should be in a reggae band or a palm reader.
-Sage Rosenfels: First profession that comes to mind is accountant. Acutally, on the list of possible professions for this name NFL QB is about #1,567 right after adult film actor.
-Gibran Hamdan: First off I'm pretty sure thats not even a real name. Second, I doubt this guy's team even know who he is. And if they did I bet they would release him, because honestly, who can trust a guy named Gibran?
So that is all for now. Please vote on your favorite and feel free to add in your own ideas.
KC
names. The QB that I consider to have the all-time greatest QB name is hands down, Joe Montana. His name is perfect because A) simple, common first name B) cool, manly, and unusual last name. Not coincidentally, he had an extremely successful career. Hmmm...Anyways, I've compiled lists of past and presents QBs that are up for the "Joe Montana Award: for great QB name"
Former QB's:
-Dan Marino: short, normal first name and a solid and unusual last name. Doesn't hurt that he's one of the greatest to play the game.
-Johnny Unitas: fits requirement. Also, possibly the greatest of all time and a grade A bad ass.
-Joe Namath: Again great QB and great name. Also, had lots of success with the ladies...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc65NC44dSk
Current QB's:
-Joe Flacco: Up and coming QB and solid contender for the JMA
-Drew Brees: Manly first name to go with manly stats.
-Brett Favre: Mostly here just to irritate Brian
And now for what I call the "Cleo Lemon Award: for terrible QB name"...
-Cleo Lemon: Yes, he is up for his own award. Mostly because he sounds like he should be in a reggae band or a palm reader.
-Sage Rosenfels: First profession that comes to mind is accountant. Acutally, on the list of possible professions for this name NFL QB is about #1,567 right after adult film actor.
-Gibran Hamdan: First off I'm pretty sure thats not even a real name. Second, I doubt this guy's team even know who he is. And if they did I bet they would release him, because honestly, who can trust a guy named Gibran?
So that is all for now. Please vote on your favorite and feel free to add in your own ideas.
KC
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