Yes I know that Andrew Zimmern (star of the travel network's Bizarre Foods) is not dead, yet... This isn't a threat on his life, but I just had a crazy thought while watching his show. What if Zimmern died in a, "What killed him? A stingray? Seriously? They can kill people?" type accident eerily similar to Steve Irwin's untimely death? Here's what I'm thinking. The croc hunter was known for handling the most dangerous and venomous animals on this planet. Zimmern is known for eating the most disgusting food mankind has ever thought up. This is why I think the bizarre food hero is going to go out eating something like a burger, after a career of eating rotting meat, balls from every animal imaginable, and street food from the dirtiest cities in the world.
So I have a word of advice for ya Andrew. Never stop eating disgusting food. Challenge everybody in the world to keep thinking up the most unappetizing concoctions imaginable. Heck, eat animal balls for the rest of your life, because the next time you bite into something normal, it might be your last.
KC
Side thought
Sometimes on the show I'm pretty sure people make things they would never eat just to see if this guy will actually choke it down. One show he ate bull rectum. Are you kidding me? You're going to tell me with a straight face that bull rectum isn't something you and your pals thought up after a brainstorming session on disgusting things we could watch this crazy bald guy eat. I mean I'm not complaining it makes for some great television, but don't try to tell me sheep balls is a local delicacy. I'm not buying it.
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