Why is cologne mandatory for me to have? I don’t smell bad, so why should spray stuff on me to smell different? Does it make me more attractive to the opposite sex? I don’t think I want someone to like me because they’re attracted to me like a guy deer is attracted to girl deer urine. Plus cologne makes me sneeze and it’s expensive. Sure in high school you could get away with the “cheap” $20 stuff, but no no. Not anymore. If you aren’t spending at least $40 you’re going to smell like an old man.
I don’t have a problem with other people wearing cologne, just please keep it down to a couple sprays. This applies to the ladies as well. I don’t want to smell your chanel no. 5 an hour after you’ve walked through a room. Everything in moderation.
The most egregious use of cologne is the “cover up.” If you already smell, there is no amount of cologne you can douse yourself with to mask your musk. It’s like to trying to put out an electrical fire with water. Just makes it worse.
KC
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